I m not at the beach this is a bathtub also known as no body of water is safe without a lifeguard is a memorable quote from a pornographic film clip in which a woman dressed as a lifeguard interrupts a man sitting in a bathtub insisting that he is on a beach and that there is a shark in the water.
There s no shark in the bathtub original.
That there might be three is unthinkable.
There s no one better at writing and illustrating children s books than sarah mcintyre.
A baby shark in dental braces.
When dulcie tries to fish out the finned thing from the bath she realises that it s a shark and that s not all the moustachioed papa shark has mama and baby shark in there with him too.
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In fact her website shows kids how to draw their own shark in the bath.
A papa shark a mama shark and a baby shark.
Her words are as clever and funny as are her illustrations and kids will read and re read her books until they ve memorized the words and copied her pictures.
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Dad forgot to pull the plug on last night s bath and let out all the water.